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by Droidloot

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That Awkward Adolescent Phase

In space, no one can hear your love rejected.

Hello, is this the radio show? Hi, long-time listener, first-time caller. I really wanted to talk about this guy I met… oh, am I on the air? Hello? Yeah, I really wanted to talk about this guy I met back when I was younger. Yeah, it was years ago, and I was kinda hanging out with some friends, and he came walking up and suddenly, like for NO reason, he went down on one knee! Right in front of me!

And I know it was foolish, but I was in a weird place then, and I’d been alone for the longest time, and he started showing so much interest in me and where I was living and what I did, and… well, I figured I’d found a keeper. Now I know I should have been more subtle, but back then I just grabbed hold of anything I loved like my life depended on it. It kinda scared him a little, I think, but he took it well enough.

Pretty soon I was hanging out with his friends, but I guess they didn’t like me, because… well, you know how you just get the feeling when a bunch of people want to be rid of you? And sure, they act like they to want to know all about your acid blood and your feeding tube, but it’s always so forced and awkward, and pretty soon it’s clear they wish you’d just never hooked up with their friend? Yeah, that’s what it was like for me. And I tried to be different for them, I really did, but they were just sniff they were just so cruel to me! And that dark-haired woman with the cat, she was just sniff she was like the ringleader or something, just always egging them on and making them hate me and… I’m sorry, I don’t mean to get emotional, it was just… I just thought I had something good at last sniff and to see it all taken away from me by some crazy drama queen is… sniff I’m sorry… Just give me a second…

Anyway, I ended up getting really bitter and started going around in all black and snapping at anyone who crossed me, and I did some things that I’m not proud to have done. So I just wanted to ask, if I can, to dedicate Whitesnake’s “In The Still Of The Night” to all those people I hurt when I was trying to find myself, and to all the people trying to find themselves right now. It is what it is, you know? All you can do is the best you can.

Wear this shirt: to any Ridley Scott movie, and people will notice it and smile. 100% guaranteed.

Don’t wear this shirt: on Mother’s Day.

This shirt tells the world: “True love never dies. NEVER.”

We call this color: Brownstromo

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

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  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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