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Year of the Place Mat

by theinfinityloop

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 19 - Oct 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 18
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It’s A Dog’s Life

2nd place in Derby #133: The Chinese Zodiac, with 790 votes!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy rice peas peppers oh boy oh boy oh boy maybe that’s for me maybe that’s for… oh, that’s the boar’s food. Well, there’s plenty, oh boy oh boy oh boy I hope I get a pea I hope I get… oh, that’s the rat’s pea. But still, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I could get rice, I could get… the ox gets to eat before me? What’s going on? I thought I was man’s best friend? Oh boy, oh boy, OH BOY! A BIG PIECE! I BET A GET A BIG PIECE THERE WE JUST SAVING ME A BIG PIECE ALL ALONG THEY WERE… the rabbit? Aw! Maybe this one will… the snake? Or what about… the horse? The horse gets to help himself? Why don’t I get to… wait! Wait! I’m hungry too! Why does the ram get that piece of rice? Why does the monkey get a pea? What did the rooster do to rate that little pile of food?

Hey! Hey! Nobody’s fed ME yet! Hey! I’m hungry! Hey! Look, I can stand up! I can do a trick! See? I want some rice too! I want a pea too! Hey, come on! I don’t care about the tiger and the dragon, hey! It’s dinner time now! Everybody else has dinner! Can’t I just have something to eat too?

Wear this shirt: when your delivery boy shows up with the food! He probably won’t even notice but it’s just rude to open your door without a shirt on. Unless you’re at the beach. But why are you ordering delivery at the beach? Go get some seafood! Honestly, do we have to tell you how to do everything in life?

Don’t wear this shirt: around one of those Mayan 2012 people. They probably won’t like knowing that there are other calendars floating around out there.

This shirt tells the world: “Turn me over, I might have a maze on the back!”

We call this color: Red China Always Looks Nice But It May Contain Dangerous Dyes So You Should Keep It In The Cabinet As A Display Piece Unless Completely Sure It’s Safe Enough To Eat From

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Year of the Place Mat by theinfinityloop
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.