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Yummy Knuckles

by Andy Pitts

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 23
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Night Of The Muncher

Ah, little lad, you’re starin’ at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of Right-Hand-Left-Hand? The story of Milk and Cookies?

C-O-O-K-I-E-S!

It is with this left hand that I hoist the treat that’s moist and warm and sweet!

M-I-L-K!

Y’see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has strength to reach right to the back of the fridge! The right hand, friends, the hand that holds the glass of milk!

Now watch and I’ll show you the Story of Life. These fingers, dear hearts, is always a-dunkin’ and a-soakin’, plungin’ them sweet, warm snacks into th’ cold, rich white drink.

Now watch ‘em!

Ol’ brother Left Hand—Left Hand Cookies is a’dunkin’—and it looks like that’ll be the end of the Milk!

But wait a minute! Waaaiit a minute! Hot dog, there’s more Milk in the fridge’! Yessiree! It’s Milk that lasted out! Old Left Hand Cookies is all et up and t’ain’t none remainin’!

This shirt was designed by: Andy Pitts, a graphic designer “who accidentally became the owner of what could be the only time machine in existence.” Andy’s available for freelance work, too, if your project calls specifically for the kind of designer who suffers from delusions of time travel.

Wear this shirt: for a trial period during which you give real serious thought to the question of whether to go ahead with that tattoo. It’s permanent, you know.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re vegan. Hold out for our H-O-N-E-Y-L-E-S-S S-E-S-A-M-E C-A-N-D-Y and R-I-C-E M-I-L-K version. Yeah, we’ll be right on that, you can just bet.

This shirt tells the world: “Told u I was a hardcore sugar fiend”

We call this color: A Is For Asphalt, That’s Good Enough For Us

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 18.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 46% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Yummy Knuckles by Andy Pitts
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