Who was there during your breakup? Cinnabon. Who was by your side during your cross-country road trip? Bugles. Who was there in 7th grade when Arielle Wilson called you a loser in front of everybody? Yoo-hoo. That's right: Food is your lifelong best friend.
These will start shipping on Monday, May 27th, or as soon as they've replenished the fat reserves they lost during the long winter hibernation.