Did that pun make you groan? Well, BUCKLE UP, pal! It gets a lot worse from here on out: 1. What do you call a nut with a fuzzy lip? – A Moustaschio 2. What do you call an ungulate that polishes your car? – A Buff-alo 3. What material do they use to make a watchtower? – See-ment  4. What did the elephant say when he accidentally sat on the basketball during the big game? – "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot"