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Dad Joke U

by Rasabi

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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2nd place in Derby #532: Practical Jokes and Jokes that are Practical!

"Okay, just a reminder that this is a safe place. There is no criticism here. Harold, you were telling me about a challenge you faced during the week. Would you like to share with the group?"

"Yeah, I mean, I was just saying that I had an incident at home on Tuesday."

"Go on. . ."

"Well, we just finished dinner, and my daughter said, ‘I’m full’ . . .”

nodding

"And I opened my mouth to offer her some advice about moving after a heavy meal to feel better but . . . but . . .”

"Just tell us, Harold. You’ll feel better."

"I said, ‘Hi Full, I’m Harold'."

nodding

"My breadth of knowledge is wasted! Every time I try to impart a useful piece of life guidance, all that comes out is a hokey punchline. One was a salted. The third guy ducked. We don’t serve food here. MY DAUGHTER THINKS I AM A MORON.”

"I know it’s tough, Harold. Hey, you know, you remind me a bit of a scarecrow."

"How’s that?"

"You’re both outstanding in your field."

"We’re all ruined."

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 50.339s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Dad Joke U by Rasabi
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