I’m too afraid I’d catch something.

Hey where do you wanna go today?

“Oooh, I dunno. Something new.”

“Yeah, something different. Let’s get something exciting.”

Well, like what?

“Hmmm. I don’t know. What do you want?”

“Oh you know me, I’m not picky. Whatever you guys want.”

Well you just said something new and different…what did you have in mind?

“Oh I don’t know, just something different.”

“Don’t look at me! You know I hate picking things.”

Okay fine, but at least narrow it down.

“I did. Just new.”

“Yeah. And fresh.”

Nevermind, I’m not hungry. I’m just going to go back to my desk and have an aneurysm.

Wear this shirt: To the next City Hall/School Board meeting, so you can stand up and say “I know what THIS place needs!” and then point to your chest. Then someone will say, “What? Pudgy breasts?” And you can say, “No! FRESH IDEAS! And I started working out, d%&k.”

Don’t wear this shirt: If you are not prepared to dispense with some fresh ideas.

This shirt tells the world: “If it were THIS easy maybe we’d have something culturally profound once in awhile instead of sequels to movies based on toy commercials.”

We call this color: We know it’s a red shirt but the focus group wants it Royal Blue.

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