Because I was wondering... No, I can't keep this charade going anymore; I simply don't care what you think... OK, dangit I actually just thought of a question for you: How do you say "charade?" Like "shah-rod" or like "shuh-raid?" I'm sorry for coming off jerkish earlier in this paragraph, it's... it's just been a tough day. Do you have time for a cup of coffee and a chat? I feel like we never talk anymore...