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Friday's here, so screw it. We're going home! You guys can handle the Reckoning thing, right? You just count up the sales, plug 'em into our intentionally-overly-complex algorithm processor, and it spits out new Reckoning standings. More sales = higher standing, so be sure to let people know they should stop by the Reckoning page and buy their favorites if they want to help keep them around for another week. Have a good weekend!

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Tuesdays are for taking a breath and taking it all in. The Reckoning happened yesterday; seven shirts were cast off forever and now we're left to pick through the pieces and figure out where the next seven will fit. Here are your Reckoning standings as of when I copied and pasted this:

1. Shhhhhhh 
2. Lifetime Achievement Award
3. Family Breakfast
4. Hold Still Guys!
5. Motivation
6. We're more than famous!
7. Playing Koi (noob)
8. The Binge
9. Unstealthiest Ninja II: The Unstealthening
10. It Came Out Of Nowhere
11. They See Me Rollin'
12. Unstealthiest Ninja
13. The Birthplace of Inspiration
    
14. Nevermore
15. Run Away! Run Away!
16. Makin' Bread
17. Code of Arms
18. Schrödinger’s Equation
19. Acquired Taste
20. Vampires!
    
    The Danger Zone
    

• Elements of Life (noob)
• Winners at Life
  
• District 14 (noob)
• Blossom (noob)
• Love Conquers All (noob)
• Sheep in Wolf's Clothing (noob)

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Did you have a nice Super Bowl Sunday? Eat your weight in dip? Discover new limits on the human body's endurance for prolonged flatulance? Maybe you overindulged so much your shirts are feeling a little tighter today. Worry not! You can pick up a new one at our Reckoning page, and if you're into looking unique, we recommend you pick up one of these seven. After midnight tonight, they'll be gone forever:

• Meatatarian
  
• Deep Sea Reader
  
• A Wild Night
  
• Mister Poe's Guilt Trip (noob)
• Epic Hairball (noob)
• Theory of the Robot Voice (noob)
• Housewarming Gifts (noob)

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It's Friday, and that means it's time to get your Reckoning on! All our shirts are still up for grabs, but come Monday at noon the bottom seven sellers will be locked and loaded for quick disposal. You can change all that, of course, by buying the shirts you like and helping bump them up in the standings. Or you can stand idly by and watch the chaos unfold. Choice is yours, we guess.

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Poor little Housewarming Gifts. Where did it go astray? You guys gave it the cold shoulder in a big way that left us scratching our heads; we figured it was a solid tee. Will it have time to claw its way out of the cellar and into the Top 20? That's up to you and whether or not you buy one. Here are your Reckoning standings as of when I copied and pasted this:

1. Shhhhhhh 
2. Motivation
3. Family Breakfast
4. Hold Still Guys!
   
5. We're more than famous! (noob)
6. Unstealthiest Ninja II: The Unstealthening
7. The Birthplace of Inspiration
   
8. Vampires!
9. Lifetime Achievement Award (noob)
10. The Binge
11. They See Me Rollin'
12. Makin' Bread
13. Acquired Taste
14. Schrödinger’s Equation
15. Unstealthiest Ninja
16. It Came Out Of Nowhere
17. Nevermore
18. Meatatarian
19. Run Away! Run Away!
20. Code of Arms
    
    
    The Danger Zone
    

• A Wild Night
• Deep Sea Reader
• Mister Poe's Guilt Trip (noob)
• Epic Hairball (noob)
• Theory of the Robot Voice (noob)
• Housewarming Gifts (noob)

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Let's all take a second to tip our hats to January as it makes its way out the door. You kids don't get it yet, but there's seriously a switch that flips around 25 or so that greatly increases the speed at which time proceeds. So while you're all, "Man, I wish it was summer!" the rest of us are deathly afraid of becoming even more lost in the timestream, adrift in a turbulent, whirling dervish of our own decline. Sorry. We missed our therapy appointment last week; it kind of helps balance things. We had our Reckoning today, though, and if you want one of these shirts then BUY 'EM NOW. Today's your last chance for:

• Inevitable Betrayal
  
• Using Your Melon
  
• Underwater Forest (noob)
• Waiting for the suB (noob)
• Carrots (noob)
• Detecting A Class 5 Fruit Event Incoming (noob)
• "A Farewell To Arms" (noob)

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It's Friday, Friday, Reckoning Reminder Friday! Everybody's lookin' forward to Monday, Monday. Friday! Friday! Reckoning Reminder Friday! Everybody's buyin' shirts on the weekend, weekend. Reckonin' Reckonin' yeah! Reckonin' Reckonin' yeah! Fun, fun, fun, fun looking forward to Monday!

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Have you ever startled yourself awake in the middle of the night and had that terrible feeling that something's wrong? You can't put your finger on it, so your frightened little ape brain starts racing through the possibilities: prowler in the house, ghosts haunting you, an electrical short that has caused a smoldering fire in your walls, zombie apocalypse, alien invasion, or international conflict at your very doorstep? No? Just us then? Well, we didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Here are the current Reckoning standings as of when I copied and pasted this:

1. Shhhhhhh (noob)
2. Motivation
3. Family Breakfast
4. The Birthplace of Inspiration
   
5. Unstealthiest Ninja II: The Unstealthening
6. Hold Still Guys! (noob)
7. Vampires!
8. They See Me Rollin'
9. Makin' Bread
10. The Binge
11. Code of Arms
    
12. Acquired Taste
13. Meatatarian
14. Schrödinger’s Equation
15. A Wild Night
    
16. It Came Out Of Nowhere
17. Nevermore
18. Deep Sea Reader
19. Unstealthiest Ninja
20. Run Away! Run Away!
    

The Danger Zone

• Inevitable Betrayal
• Using Your Melon
• Underwater Forest (noob)
  
• Carrots (noob)
• Waiting for the suB (noob)
  
• "A Farewell To Arms" (noob)
  
• Detecting A Class 5 Fruit Event Incoming (noob)

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The votes have been tallied, the chads un-hung, and the losers appropriately shamed in their own little grayed out box. Behold, Shirt.Woot users! Your Reckoning! Take a long, last look at these poor, pitiful shirts. Today's your last chance to buy:
 

• Astral Ark (noob)
• Astronomical Alignment (noob)
• Caffeine Power Up
• Jump For It
• Ghost Writer (noob)
• Rise! Rise! Rising Sun! (noob)

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Huzzah, it's Friday! Tonight we can start killing the pain of our workaday lives for three whole nights in a row! While we're busy taking care of that you should peruse our Reckoning standings and find out who's got a shot at sticking around another week. Of course you can make a difference if you're so inclined to buy one yourself.

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