1st place in Derby #470: Trees and leaves with 161 votes!

Tree-based idioms interpreted for all

Can’t see the forest for the trees - “You’re being totally myopic.”

Money doesn’t grow on trees - “Stop asking for a loan, Dave. Get your life together.”

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree - “You’re just like your father: A massive disappointment.”

You can’t shave a tree if it’s snowing in June - “That lady’s shoe just got stuck in a grate.”

It’s a tree with blood for sap - “I’d like to dispute a bogus charge on my cable bill.”

Quieter than a sneezing tree - “I made you an origami penguin.”

Looking for a burrito in a lemon tree - “I really want a burrito.”

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