Today's Woot Write-up
1st Place in Derby #366: 10K Round IV: Speciality Ink, with 385 votes!
What happens when you blink?
- The coats in your closet host a rave.
- Your Aunt Mildred’s Christmas card comes to life and rearranges your junk drawer.
- Every cat on the planet develops opposable thumbs for one glorious nanosecond of unbridled destruction.
- The carpet turns to lava!
- All the celebrities from your old DVD collection hold a miniature awards ceremony in your microwave.
- Your avocados go bad.
- Cap’n Crunch leaps from his cereal box and leads a tiny navy into battle against a chihuahua.
- Ashley - you know, that Ashley - well, the tattoo on her lower back springs to life and uses your computer without asking.
- Your toilet yawns.
