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“So, uh. How’d you end up here?”

“Some kind of quantum phenomenon, I think.”

“Yeah, same here.”

“The snacks were terrible.”


“Your hair looks ridiculous.”

“You need a shave.”

“I’ve been busy.”

“Yeah, sure.”

“Wanna explain why you’re pointing that thing at me?”

“I could ask you the same question.”

“My arm is stuck like this.”

“Mine, too.”

“I can’t even move my elbows.”

“Me neither.”

“And I don’t have thumbs.”

“Neither do I.”

“I feel humorously dispassionate about everything.”

"I am the same way.”

"We have an awful lot in common, don’t we?”

"So much. Say, are you familiar with the work of Max Tegmark?"


"That’s too bad. I could have made some great jokes if you were."

"I guess this conversation isn’t very amusing, then."

"I’d hate to be a fly on the wall for this dialogue."

"I don’t have knees."

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