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When Asteroids Strike

When Asteroids Strike

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Condition:
Gonna Fly Now
Product:
1 Black Woot Tee (9255)
Size:
WS, WM, WL, WXL, S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X,
K4, K6, K8, K10, K12
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Today's Woot Creator

Aled Lewis

Aled Lewis grew up a deaf, dumb and blind kid in London. Then he was taken to a special battle school where he played pinball all the time. It turned out he was actually fighting against an alien force. But no one cares now, because the writing got really crappy about four pages into the third book.

Hometown:
London, England
Links:
aledlewis.com
It Came Out Of Nowhere

Tell My Wife I Love Her Very – oof -

Four O’Clock! Rock!

“What’s this, daddy?”

“This is a very special place, sweetheart. This is the Hall of the Unknown Second Man.”

“What’s a Second Man, daddy?”

“A Second Man is a hero, honey. He’s that guy that stands between the time you’ve never played before and the moment you’re scared you don’t have another quarter. A Second Man is the one who rescues your Galaga fighter. A Second Man is the one who starts the next level after you missed a tiny bit of a Tempest spike. A Second Man is your chance to pick up that gear your first man dropped when he got caught in a trap.”

“Who’s that, daddy?”

“That’s a statue of a great man, sweetie. He gave his life so his ship could kill an alien at the top of the screen.”

“Why?”

“Because that alien ship made an irritating noise.”

“Did he get points, daddy?”

“Yes, he did, sweetie. Yes, he did.”

Wear this shirt: if you need a little space.

Don’t wear this shirt: between Mars and Jupiter. It’s bad luck.

This shirt tells the world: “Armageddon one’a dese!”

We call this color: Charlie, If You Hear Anything That Sounds Like “Beware, I Live”, You Fire Those Afterburners And You Don’t Look Black

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Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12.75” x 10.44”
WXL - K4: 9” x 7.37”

Pantone Color(s): White – 552C – 550C – Warm Red C – Cool Gray 8C – Cool Gray 11C

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Speed to First Woot:
0m 21.823s
First Sucker:
roblesjesse

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 196%
  • 4% bought 24%
  • 0% bought 30%

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