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When Knight Falls

When Knight Falls

$12.00

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Condition:
Bigger than it looks
Product:
1 Black Woot Tee (permalink)
Size:
WS, WM, WL, WXL, S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X,
K4, K6, K8, K10, K12
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Today's Woot Creator

Charity Ryan

Charity Ryan was married for 3 years before her husband confessed he was just a puppet. Through counseling, they were able to save the relationship.

Hometown:
Greensburg, PA
Links:
Charity’s Facebook

Things are not as they seem

Ah, well, hello my fine young lady. Methinks ye shouldn’t be this far from the castle.

Or mayhaps ye are not of the castle? I don’t believe that I’ve seen ye around much. And I’m pretty sure I’d remember a lady like ye, with thine almost doll-seeming face and thine ability to kind of just hover over chasms. So tell me, do ye belong to his majesty’s household?

Yes, you say? Well, I certainly don’t recognize thine voice. Such a low guttural tone for a young lady, and how it almost seems to rise up from the ground below me instead of from thine mouth. I do say, are ye one of those ventriloquists? Nay, says ye? Ye doesn’t know a single thing about puppetry? Ye thinks it’s silly for me to even bring up the subject? Fair enough!

Now what’s that? Ye would like me to dismount my horse and give ye a kiss? Why, it certainly is a bit forward, but I’d be a fool to pass up a chance to kiss a fine young lady like thine self! Even if ye does have a voice like a swamp monster!

Wear this shirt: under your suit armor to prevent chaffing!

Don’t wear this shirt: in place of your armor. It won’t work very well.

This shirt tells the world: “She might look prim and proper, but that don’t mean she ain’t freaky-wild underneath it all! Can I getta amen from alda fellas inda house??”

We call this color: pitch black subterranean monster lair.

Remember the Supreme Law of Online Apparel Shopping: check the sizing chart before you buy.
 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 14.00” x 14.85”
WXL - WS: 11.00” x 11.60”
K12 - K4: 9.00” x 9.54”

Pantone Color(s): 7541C - 3385C - 3435C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Speed to First Woot:
2m 14.553s
First Sucker:
toineb2000

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 194%
  • 6% bought 26%
  • 0% bought 30%

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