2nd place in Derby #434: Dinosaurs with 117 votes!
Prevailing theories explaining the disappearance of dinosaurs
-A series of increasingly risky dares
-They got smaller and smaller until they turned into children’s toys
-They migrated to Florida, are currently hiding in the everglades. Only emerge during election years.
-Packed up & headed to Kepler-22b. (We’ll have to negotiate with them when we make it out there.)
-Collectively held breath in obstinacy
-Evolved into fish, and then birds, and then bears
-Went backpacking in Europe to “find themselves”