1st place in Derby #442 with 94 votes!
Otter Fact sheet
Habitat: Water and sometimes rocks.
Related to: Weasels, honey badgers, wolverines, martens, golf balls, ghosts, hair clogs, most trees.
Appearance: Long, hydrodynamic torso. Feet. Tails. Creepy little hands.
Diet: Anything that requires prying - shellfish, mandarin oranges, headphones in clamshell packaging, etc. Also sometimes each other.
Collective nouns: Bevy, romp, lodge, raft, fridge, clump, oboe, cavalcade, pile, loaf, deli.
Favorite activity: Rocks.