Caught By A Falling Star
I’ve been sounding the alarm for years: please, people, stop idolizing, romanticizing, and anthropomorphizing stars. They’re pitiless balls of flaming gas who would incinerate your entire species without a second thought. Or even a first thought. Giving them cute little faces? Singing them cute little songs? Using their name to honor the best cute little athletes? It’s a recipe for planetary suicide.
Stars may be necessary, but we must never relax our vigilance against them. They have their place, and it’s at least a few light years away. And whatever you do, never trust one with your social security number or Woot login info. Proxima Centauri is such a hotbed of identity theft, we won’t even ship there.
Wear this shirt: to share a hearty chuckle about the agonizing deaths of millions of living creatures.
Don’t wear this shirt: to the Cretaceous Period. Spoilers!!!
This shirt tells the world: “Live by the twinkle, die by the twinkle.”
We call this color: Blaxtinction.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 18.35”
WXL - K4: 7.78” x 13”
Pantone Colors: White – 600C – 113C – 5635C – 7477C
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
