Muffin is what I got. [Remember that.]

​Woot Recipe #368: Ultimate Muffin

Ingredients

1 cup dough

3 eggs, friendly

8 oz bag of vinegar

pinch of salt

1/4 cup

5 piano keys, minor

1/2 cup milk or something like it

2 slices of any fruit

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

 

Preheat oven to Tuesday. Mix everything in a bowl or drawer. Realize you forgot to buy a muffin tin. Watch an episode of “Antiques Roadshow.” Add flavors to taste. Hot thoroughly. Makes a great fork food. May cause fever and discoloration of intestines.

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