Slicin' down the old phrase! 

The phrase, "the best thing since sliced bread" is really dumb, because c'mon: sliced bread is not that impressive. Here are ten other things that work a lot better:

1. The best thing since penicillin
2. The best thing since algebra
3. The best thing since mass transit
4. The best thing since one guy was like, "I want a warm brownie," and another guy was like, "I want some cold ice cream," and a third guy was like, "Hey, buttheads, why not put them together?"
5. The best thing since the internet
6. The best thing since the compass
7. The best thing since hooks (think about it: they're pretty useful)
8. The best thing since someone was like, "What if we build more house ON TOP of the house we already have?"
9. The best thing since we went to friggin' outer space, bro! 
10. The best thing since irrigation

There. Way better. You're welcome! 

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