Today's Woot Write-up

2nd Place in Derby #378: 25k Cup, Round IV: Video Games, with 142 votes!

Disappointing video game weapons

Breath mints: Conquer the enemy using the confidence of fresh breath.

Jimmies stun gun: Temporarily dazzle the boss with stale colorful sprinkles.

Quilted toilet paper: Your nemesis will be thwarted thanks to the power of softness and strength.

Bread Blade: It’s rustic.

Dancing: Show that boss how serious you are … ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

Sarcasm launcher: Can your witticisms take down the baddest boss around‽

…almost definitely not. You will be crushed.

Grenadine Grenade: Boom goes the flavor!

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