3rd place in Derby #591: Secrets
ah, hamlet. one of the greatest literary works of any age. a singular paradigm of the human condition. it will forever be known as shakespeare's best creation. if, you know, shakespeare actually wrote it.
or if he even existed.
did u know 2/24 is "tortilla chip day?" i know! we didn't even put up the tree.
animals are locked in a constant fight for survival. but on shirts you can make 'em be funny!
remember the good ol' days? neither do we
we've come a long way, maybe
It's TIME you bought one of these!! HAHAHAHAHAHA where's the bathroom
For all the times you've said, "That wall by the kitchen rly needs a TARDIS."
Dear Diary, today I met the online retailer of my dreams