1st place in Derby #591: Secrets
i heard they meet in a dark lair called a "bar" and drink exotic libations called "beer." some say they perform a clandestine ritual known as the "high five." one of them goes by the outlandish moniker of "kevin." also they think the earth is flat.
did u know 2/24 is "tortilla chip day?" i know! we didn't even put up the tree.
animals are locked in a constant fight for survival. but on shirts you can make 'em be funny!
remember the good ol' days? neither do we
we've come a long way, maybe
It's TIME you bought one of these!! HAHAHAHAHAHA where's the bathroom
For all the times you've said, "That wall by the kitchen rly needs a TARDIS."
Dear Diary, today I met the online retailer of my dreams