2nd place in Derby #656: Snarkasm
Oh boy. It sure is great to be here with all of you good looking people this morning for the Sarcastic Symposium. There's nothing I love better than meeting in a hotel conference room at 7:30 in the morning. And how about that hotel breakfast bar? Wasn't that something? It really was. It really really was something.
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Derby Editor's Choice: CATastrophe
YOU CAT HANDLE THE SHIRTS
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Memorial Day
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