1st place in Derby #563: Text from the public domain!
once upon a time there was a girl named alice. one day alice escaped from a top secret government facility and encountered three young boys who happened to be searching for their missing friend in the woods. alice was able to do some crazy stuff with her brain but she was haunted by her past. also maybe there was a monster. hopefully someday they will make it into a show. see you at the office, eleanor.
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Shirts That Speak for Themselves
so, uh. do we need to write anything in this part?
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Wizardly Wizards
[NOTE: SHIRTS DO NOT CONTAIN REAL MAGIC]
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New! Crests, Insignias & Seals
Our crest is made of butter
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Shirt of the Month Club
In the month of madness
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Clocks
It's TIME you bought one of these!! HAHAHAHAHAHA where's the bathroom
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For all the times you've said, "That wall by the kitchen rly needs a TARDIS."
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Journals
Dear Diary, today I met the online retailer of my dreams
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