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Ain't misbehavin'.

"Hey, did you check out that article I sent you about soap-making?”

“Yeah, it was totally shiny.”


“The article. That stuff about combining paraffin and goat’s milk? So shiny.”

“Why … shiny? Why do you keep saying that?”

“Uh, hello? Because I really liked the article.”

“But … but that word is used to describe a physical characteristic. You can’t just decide to start saying something is ‘shiny’ when it’s not actually shiny.”

“We say stuff is ‘cool’ when its temperature has absolutely no bearing on its subjective positive reception. How is this different?”

“Ugh, I mean, I get what you’re saying, but … “

“Look, I’m just trying to tell you I enjoyed the article, okay?"


“So thanks for sending it to me. It was a great piece of pretty.”

“I literally can never talk to you ever again.”

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Aiming To Be Shiny

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Aiming To Be Shiny by kharmazero
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