2nd Place in Derby #378: 25k Cup, Round IV: Video Games, with 142 votes!
Disappointing video game weapons
Breath mints: Conquer the enemy using the confidence of fresh breath.
Jimmies stun gun: Temporarily dazzle the boss with stale colorful sprinkles.
Quilted toilet paper: Your nemesis will be thwarted thanks to the power of softness and strength.
Bread Blade: It’s rustic.
Dancing: Show that boss how serious you are … ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Sarcasm launcher: Can your witticisms take down the baddest boss around‽
…almost definitely not. You will be crushed.
Grenadine Grenade: Boom goes the flavor!