It's the most important map of the day. Plot a course for nourishment with this cartographically delicious breakfast - or, as we say in south St. Louis, brefdist. You'll be the toast of th- no, no, we can't go through with that pun. We're better than that. Sorry we still don't have any shirts bigger than 2XL, but we figure you 3XL types already know your way around a hearty breakfast.
This shirt was designed by: swedishchef1, who survived a brutal free-for-all to swipe the Derby #4 crown by a single vote. We suspect he isn't actually Swedish. We are unable to confirm his chef status at press time.
Wear this shirt to: disorient your orienteering opponents.
Don’t wear this shirt to: lunch or dinner.
This shirt tells the world: "I don't know where I'm going, but I know what I ate."
We call this color: Egg Cream.
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women
before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel,
follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier
look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider
starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
(Unless you spend the $5 for Overnight Shipping)
