You think you’re bad, straightfeathers? Hey, I can’t help it if your
girl likes ‘em curly. Not my fault she’s got good taste in mates. Am I
supposed to be afraid of your little claws and your little beak? Well
guess what, I got claws and a beak, too. And I just used ‘em to mess up
a blue jay who was trying to take over my nest, so I sure as hell ain’t
scared of you. You want a piece of this beak, let’s go. I’ma peck your
face off.
This shirt was designed by: Aussie designer and Shirt.Woot favorite Rikki B. Rikki, don’t lose that letter. You know it’s the only way we can tell you apart from the other Rikkis.
Wear this shirt: to advance our society’s understanding of organic face-removal methods.
Don’t wear this shirt: unless you’re serious about it. You pull a beak in a fight, you better be ready to kill.
This shirt tells the world: “It’s deeply ironic that ‘cute’ and ‘kill’ both start with the same letter.”
We call this color: Olavian.
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 9” x 6.94”
S – WS: 6.75” x 5.2”
Pantone Color(s): – 7472 C – 372 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
