All was quiet in the city of Mrmacgregorsgarden. The citizens went
about their quiet lives, blissful and unaware of the strange
experiments their government was performing out in the harbor. But it
would be these experiments that would go… too far.
General
Daucus was the one who gave the order. It was he who demanded that the
greatest predator the species had ever known be placed into the
bombardment chamber. General Daucus was from a different generation, a
generation that thought science was a tool to be used against the
enemy… rather than a power to be feared, and possibly worshipped
blindly.
The chamber shattered, first with a cry much like
that of a baby, and then with a real honest-to-God shattering. General
Daucus was the first to go, crushed… in the monster’s strong right hand.
And
so, the people of Mrmacgregorsgarden looked up, surprised, afraid, and
not knowing where to turn, and from their orange lips came a silent
prayer… but the monster knew only hunger.
This shirt was designed by: Adam Koford, aka Ape Lad. He also has a blog and a portfolio.
Wear this shirt: when you’re in the garden, choosing your victims like some jealous vengeful deity on high.
Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re making hassenpfeffer.
This shirt tells the world: “Carrot On My Wayward Son”
We call this color: E-Lemon-ate whoever it was that wrote the “This shirt tells the world:” joke.
Placement: Centered
Printed Size:
3X – M: 10” x 14.19”
S – WS: 7.5” x 10.64”
Pantone Color(s): – Black C – White – 1655 C – 211 C – 364 C – 376 C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
