1st place in Derby #66: Versus, with 1108 votes!
America,
this debate has torn us apart long enough. It’s time to find some
common ground. Even the most pro-oar among us can agree that rowing is
a lot more work. Besides, history shows us that if the water’s shallow
enough to wade across, your boat might get stuck. And the pro-boot
forces, for their part, can admit that not everyone is comfortable
choosing wading, from those who are disabled or elderly to those who
prefer to minimize the risk of getting wet.
The most
important thing is, we all want to reduce the number of failed water
crossings in America today. That’s why it’s time to build a bridge
between these two opposing viewpoints. And that bridge over our
troubled waters will be…a bridge. An actual bridge, we mean. Then we
can stop arguing over this bitterly divisive issue and turn our
attention to matters of substance, like whether or not two stick
figures can legally marry.
This shirt was designed by: RIFFwithCHEESE, two-headed love child of Riffmaster18 and Cheesesandwich.
Wear this shirt: because everybody loves a good laugh about Roe v. Wade.
Don’t wear this shirt: and then take it off and put it on a coathanger. That would be in bad taste.
This shirt tells the world: “Against rowboat trips? Don’t have one!”
We call this color: It’s Baby Blue, Not A Choice.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
M – 3X: 12” x 5.63”
S – WS: 9” x 4.22”
Pantone Color(s): 1205C – 296C – 279C – 290C – 146C – White
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