1st place in Derby #69: Miniature Worlds, with 1702 votes!
What
makes kittens so cute? What makes baby bunnies so sweet? The answer is
“little astronauts”. Each day, the little astronauts replace the least
adorable proteins with a new sequence that’s twice as snuggly. But the
work is dangerous and many little astronauts are lost on a regular
basis.
There comes a day when the last little astronaut
simply can’t do the work alone, and then the proteins are left on their
own, to decay naturally over time. Not immediately, but inevitably, for
like all things, cute is a finite resource.
But hail to you,
brave little astronauts! For without you, there would be no kittens, no
bunnies, no fuzzy little ducks or puppies! You will not be forgotten,
little astronauts. You will not be forgotten.
This shirt was designed by: tgentry. Are you on staff now, dude? It seems like we type your name every week. The paint is wearing off our “t” key.
Wear this shirt: when you rent “Gattaca”.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the sort of person who only cares about the big picture.
This shirt tells the world: “Everything you need to create a new shirt is contained in a single thread.”
We call this color: Navy Blue Is A Color That Has Not Had Good Luck When It Comes To Being Covered In DNA
Design Placement: Right Side
Design Size:
S – 3X: 5.5” x 13.78”
K4 - WXL: 4.12” x 10.34”
Pantone Color(s): 565C – 563C – 7453C – 7455C – 266C – White
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
