The New Master
3rd place in Derby #92: Steampunk, with 1070 votes!
Robots and dogs. They go together like… like… well, you know when you get your two best friends together, and you really want them to get along, and then they do, and you’re happy, and then suddenly one day you call one and you don’t get an answer, and then you call the other and don’t get an answer, and then you talk to them later and you find out they were hanging out without you, and you kinda get a little jealous? Well, that’s robots and dogs.
One day, our creations are going to start getting along with our pets, and then where does that leave us? Robots won’t be feeding the dogs the cheap food and making them sleep on the floor. Dogs won’t be telling the robots they have no souls and have to follow a dead writer’s rules. How are we going to survive the cold shoulder from two beings cooler than we are? At least there’s always cats.
Wear this shirt: with a little matching bandana around your dog’s neck. Dogs like clothes too. It makes them feel like they’re special. Just no crazy bunny costumes. Save those for the robots.
Don’t wear this shirt: in the sauna. Let the steam penetrate you.
This shirt tells the world: “THROW IT! THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT!”
We call this color: We Named Them Both Brownie But Only The Dog Answers To It
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 11” x 13.67”
WXL - K4: 8.25” x 10.25”
Pantone Color(s): White – 7509C – 4705C – 462C – 5483C – Black
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
