Fox You
1st place in Derby #93: Double Take Derby #5, with 961 votes!
Yes, we all know the story, but why? What brought us to this point? Has the dog always been lazy, or just misunderstood? A poor diet can lead to exhaustion, especially with age. Maybe the dog was just crying for help and no one could hear.
And then there’s the fox. Was the jump a rite of passage? Was it a desperate escape? Could it have been a set up? What if the dog was paid to be sleeping so as to better allow the fox access to the space on the other side of the dog? And what exactly WAS on the other side of the dog?
It’s shocking to think in a day and age when we know what happened during each and every second of young Darth Vader’s life (and thanks ever so much for your hard work on that vitally important project, Kevin J. Anderson and friends) we still don’t know a thing about this famous fox and dog. In fact, we don’t even know their genders! Are you listening, Marion Zimmer Bradley? Another sure-fire hit is waiting right here!
Wear this shirt: when you’re testing out a new keyboard.
Don’t wear this shirt: around your friends who are going to point out that the fox seems to be red. There are major, major licensing issues involved with using, well, that name. You big dummy.
This shirt tells the world: “That’s right. All the letters.”
We call this color: Quick Brown. It’s there in the title! It’s right there! You all aren’t even paying attention any more.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 7” x 8.5”
WXL - K4: 5.25” x 6.37”
Pantone Color(s): White – 496C – 1215C – 715C – 1797C – Black
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men, for women or children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
