All Pop, No Lock
2nd place in Derby #96: Dance, with 934 votes!
Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten violent with the meatbag. But enough
is enough. Oh yeah, everybody thinks the robot is hilarious – except
those of us who actually have to live as robots. If you could only move
your arms and legs in stiff, right-angled jerks, you wouldn’t have much
tolerance for some doofus in a sweatsuit and goggles imitating you,
either. I mean, come on: would you do the Watusi in front of an actual
Watusi?
Wear this shirt: backwards to be at the cutting edge of urban fashion circa 1989.
Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re breaking. Nobody would be able to get a good look at it. And that would be a waste.
This shirt tells the world: “You think that’s scary? You should’ve seen the monstrosity that attacked me while I was doing the worm.”
We call this color: Asphalt Boogaloo.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 13” x 4.2”
WXL - K4: 9” x 2.91”
Pantone Color(s): White – 372C – 324C – 5305C – 2758C
Please check American Apparel's sizing chart
for men,
for women or
children before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
