Dropping Rocks On Cattails
When left unchecked, the wild cattail will become murderous.
In the larval stage, the cattail seems innocent. Dusky, swaying, friend to frogs, even the most experienced cattailologist can forget the danger.
But in the adult form, that of the plastic lawn flamingo, the once-delicate cattail becomes an infestation. Ironic? Bad taste? One can never be completely sure. And in that moment of confusion, the cattail strikes.
Thankfully, nature provides the predator for every prey.
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