Aaaaaaim for the Braaaaaain
All of the casualties in a typical zombie outbreak can be put down to one ultimate cause: poor preparation.
Sure, a few forward-thinking outfits like Zombie Squad are out there ahead of the lurching, slobbering curve. But most Americans are frankly unprepared for an assault of brain-hungry undead. We recommend that you buy at least two of these: one to wear to remind the public of the importance of zombie awareness, and another to hang up on the wall and use as a target. You never know.
No, you can’t just shoot at a regular human-face target. We’re talking about zombies. Totally different things, duh. Are you sure they haven’t eaten your brain yet?
Wear this shirt: while you can…
Don’t wear this shirt: to the shooting range. No good can come of it.
This shirt tells the world: “You can have my gun when you eat my warm, dead brain.”
We call this color: White of the Living Dead.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 13.13” x 19”
WXL - WS: 9.84” x 14.25”
K12 - K4: 8.63” x 12.5”
Pantone Color(s): Black
Please check our before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
