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1st place in Derby #114: Cooking, with 905 votes!

What is it about island nations and geeks? Anime, instant noodles, katanas, King Arthur, jousting, Monty Python, if it comes from an island that once tried to take over the world, geeks are sure gonna be into it. In fact, you could probably win all sort of geek support for any little project, just by connecting yourself to one of those islands.

Now a place like Jamcica, or Trinidad, or Hawaii, a place like that never bothered to try and take over the world. That sort of place is all about fun, and sitting on the beach, and maybe some music without any superfast electric guitar. So of course that means it’s just a frat boy paradise. Just a bunch of mouth-breathers, right? No geek’d ever want to go to lame place like that.

But hey, we hear there’s this little obscure island where the Vikings used to hide out after their sieges. Wouldn’t that be a great place for a vacation?

Wear this shirt: because you can’t afford to call for pizza again.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re anything besides a college student or a systems administrator. No matter how hard you want to believe it, there aren’t really a lot of bankers who go home and eat instant noodles. Not even in Tokyo.

This shirt tells the world: “No, that’s not vomit, that means eating in Japanese!”

We call this color: Fish Flavoring Tastes Best With A Dash Of Lemon

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 10.5” x 8.57”
WXL - K4: 7.87” x 6.43”

Pantone Color(s): 1345C – 032C – 2925C – Cool Gray 6C – Cool Gray 11C – Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

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