Shirt.Woot : One Shirt, No Shoes, No Service (SM)

In honor of that most drunken, celebratory of holidays, Make Your Own Luck starts out sitting pretty at the number two spot. The rest of the noobs head to the Danger Zone, along with Sullen. Behold a pale horse… continues its freefall towards the meat grinder, while two sekiyoku shirts cling to life near the back of the pack. Will a newcomer knock them off the list for good? You tell us: head over to the Reckoning page and purchase your favorites to keep them alive in the standings before the axe falls next Monday at midnight.

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It's Monday, and that means another seven shirts meet their untimely demise tonight at midnight. So long, Mug Shot, we thought you had the perfect amount of cuteness to be a lifer. Fare thee well, In Addition to Your Radishes, I will Take This; for what it's worth, we bought one. Procrastinate slips ever closer to the danger zone, too. Check out our Reckoning page to purchase your favorite almost-outta-here shirt designs. Today's the last day! And oh yeah, Happy 2nd Birthday, Nevermore!

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Ain't no party like a Nevermore party 'cause a Nevermore party don't stop! Seriously. It just goes on and on to the point where you start saying, "No, man, I just want to sleep in my own bed. I'll be fine. We can hang out tomorrow or something. Just let me go home." So while the raven stays in the mix forever more some other shirts are looking due for a hasty exit as they sit in the danger zone. You can help decide their fates by heading over to our Reckoning page and purchasing your favorites to try and keep them safe before the axe falls Monday. Don't forget to check out the Derby page, either. Your vote can mean the difference between that super awesome design you like (because you have great taste) getting printed and that stupid ugly one any self-respecting shirt wearer would never buy.

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Man, "In addition to your radishes, I will take this" got so much love in the forums (and in our office) we didn't think it'd go down like this. Think of the Children displaces It's a Trap! for the number one seed right out of the gate. The rest of the noobs are going to need a little more help. Could this be the sign of an extended run for our new numero uno shirt? Find out at our Reckoning page, or better yet: go ahead and influence the standings yourself by making a purchase.

And oh yeah, Nevermore is still hangin' tough.

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Forget some stuffy old Academy of Arts and Sciences; the real Oscars happen every week right here, at the Reckoning! Nevermore is closing in on a two year run on the chart; that's as good an equivalent to "Best Picture" as any, right? The Cthulhu meme might be eternal, but the shirt wasn't. Snag it today before it sinks back into the briny deep and gets permanently retired tonight at midnight! Ironically, Procrastinate and The Apathy Coalition put some effort in and rose up in the standings. Check out the shuffling and buy your favorite soon-to-be-gone-palindrome-shirt over at our Reckoning page!

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There you sit, your rifle (or credit card) in hand, while our lowest-selling shirts stand quivering, blindfolded, and awaiting their fate. You can see the lineup on the Reckoning page, of course, and you might as well decide who to spare by purchasing and who to condemn by, uh, not purchasing. Nevermore slips another spot as it gets tantalizingly-close to the two year mark. Will it go the distance? Will the pressure prove too much? I guess we should probably throw it a party either way.

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Another week of Reckoning is underway, and the noobs are making their mark. What's for Dinner?, Read A Book, and Faster, Higher, Stronger, Aimier provide the infusion of fresh blood that keeps the Reckoning feeling like it's six weeks old again. (Note: unlike the KISS comic book, our t-shirts are not printed using actual blood.) Watch the shirts unfold on the Reckoning page. See what I did there?

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The Olympics are over, but that other great international competition rages on. It's A Trap! and The Binge continued their shootout for #1 last week - but a dark horse has arisen, in the form of a dark bird. Yes, Nevermore was as strong as ever on the eve of its 100th week on the chart. And which three debuts sold well enough to stick around for another week? Get the whole story with this week's Day of Reckoning. And buy the casualties while you can - at midnight, they're gone forever.

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Less than 72 hours now before the Day of Reckoning (the Monday ritual wherein we eliminate our lowest-selling shirts), and now two noob shirts have climbed onto safe ground. As of a couple of days ago, there was only one new shirt in the top 20, and just barely. So big ups to y'all what chosed to support a scrappy young t-shirt design or two. It's good to try new things, huh? See the Reckoning page for the current rankings - and come back Monday afternoon for the final Reckoning.

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We're in full Reckoning swing now, and it's shaping up to be a tough week for the noobs. Right now, only one debut (In addition to your radishes, I will take this) is clinging precariously to life at #20. Will you guys show some more noob love as the week goes on? You can watch the drama unfold on the Reckoning page. Better yet, you can make the drama unfold with your shirt purchases this week.

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