Want to give yourself a holiday bonus this year? Design a greeting card for our special Facebook Derby and you could festoon yourself in $250 worth of tinsel!
Have you ever ordered a shirt from Shirt.Woot? No? Why are you here?? Anyway, they come in these uber-cool bags designed by our own community and the time has come for us to say goodbye to the current generation of bags and usher in the new.
You are cordially invited to Shirt.Woot's "Belabored Day" party in Seattle on September 1st. Folks will be in town for PAX (the Penny Arcade Expo) and we thought it would be a perfect time to kick up our heels IRL-style!
We're throwing a party over Labor Day weekend (details forthcoming -- promise) and we want to serve a cocktail inspired by one of our artists' designs. But all our master mixologists can think of is "The Binge" as a mixture of Bailey's and Blue Curaçao, and that sounds DISGUSTING.
Do you have a great idea for a Shirt.Woot cocktail? It should include ingredients found at a normal bar. If it sounds better than "The Binge," we'll give it a taste test (on company time, of course) and serve the best one at the party.
This job is so silly.
Shirt.Woot is throwing a real-person party in Seattle on September 1st to celebrate...we donno...parties? We'll announce all the details here on the blog on and on our Facebook page with all the details soon, so stay tuned, but part of the fun will be an "In-Real-Life Derby", in which the winner will be selected via a combination of technology and shouting. Sound awesome? It will be.
Do you ship Shirt.Woot orders internationally or expeditedly? Then we have some good news (if your bar for "good news" is set pretty low). Basically: You no longer pay shipping for each shirt you order.
Passion. Virility. Easter Egg Dyeing.
You may have noticed that Woot's latest fragrance, Somewhat Vinegary™, is now featured on some of the shirts in our new Complete Shirt.Woot Catalog.
Do you want to know what's going on with The Reckoning but are too lazy to click on the grueling series of links that lead there? We've got the solution for you: A Reckoning Recon! Would you like us to spoon feed you some lunch slurry while we're at it? Oh, you would?
By the way, you may have noticed some changes to The Reckoning. Now that we're offering a full catalog of past shirts, being "Reckoned" doesn't have the same doomsday implications it used to. However, shirts in the Top 20 will cost a bit less, so there are still HUNDREDS OF CENTS at stake.
You know how it's sad when something you care about dies? Here's the trick to avoiding that feeling: Never care about anything ever. That way you won't get attached to some mortal coil and end up all weepy. Here, try it with these Reckoning shirts slated for destruction at midnight tonight:
Day of Reckoning the Two Hundred and Seventieth