Do you ship Shirt.Woot orders internationally or expeditedly? Then we have some good news (if your bar for "good news" is set pretty low). Basically: You no longer pay shipping for each shirt you order.
Passion. Virility. Easter Egg Dyeing.
You may have noticed that Woot's latest fragrance, Somewhat Vinegary™, is now featured on some of the shirts in our new Complete Shirt.Woot Catalog.
Do you want to know what's going on with The Reckoning but are too lazy to click on the grueling series of links that lead there? We've got the solution for you: A Reckoning Recon! Would you like us to spoon feed you some lunch slurry while we're at it? Oh, you would?
By the way, you may have noticed some changes to The Reckoning. Now that we're offering a full catalog of past shirts, being "Reckoned" doesn't have the same doomsday implications it used to. However, shirts in the Top 20 will cost a bit less, so there are still HUNDREDS OF CENTS at stake.
You know how it's sad when something you care about dies? Here's the trick to avoiding that feeling: Never care about anything ever. That way you won't get attached to some mortal coil and end up all weepy. Here, try it with these Reckoning shirts slated for destruction at midnight tonight:
Day of Reckoning the Two Hundred and Seventieth
A lot of people ask us, "How does The Reckoning work?" Well, The Reckoning is a lot like a bowl of minestrone soup. You've got a bunch of ingredients in there, and some of them are better than others. And, just like when you separate the ingredients in your bowl of minestrone soup into ranked tiers of deliciousness, The Reckoning seperates SHIRTS based on how popular they are. Makes perfect sense, right? OK, fine, it's a terrible analogy. Here are the current leaders:
All good things must end. Autumn leaves must fall. Young love must fade. Silly shirts must be reckoned. You should see this culling not as a loss, per se, but as the inextricable turning of the great Wheel of Time. Here are the top shirts from a somewhat-arbitrary recent time: