Happy Cyber Monday! To mark this retailriffic holiday, we're launching a series of rapid-fire hourly Derbies. Here's how it's gonna work:

At Noon CT today, we'll announce a Derby theme here on the blog AND on our Cyber Monday Livestream. You'll have ONE HOUR to create and submit your design before we announce the next hour's theme. Tune in to the Livestream to find out which designs prevailed and also just to hang out with us. This frenzy ends at 4:00, and then we're switching back to our standard format with Derby #392: Surrealism. Put some coffee on and don your best diaper. You're not gonna be moving for a while.