In honor of Hipster Week over on the Woot blog we went digging through ourvintage music-themed Derby
to bring you some Editors' choices that you've probably never even heard of. But we were all about them before they were cool.
We know Brendan Frasier needs work, but these sequels are getting pretty ridiculous.
We're always looking for more ways to induce headaches in our audience!
Yeah, keep telling yourself it's for the tapes' benefit. Just as long as you get out there and move around.
More consumer products could be improved with the addition of nematocysts.
"...and please stop doing it, because you're making me dizzy."
This is a little more acceptable than that "Sexx Laws" shirt.
Someone get those French guys on the phone. We've got their next tour shirt.
We GUESS it could've happened that way.
"I don't care how good the album is, $6 million is ridiculous!"
This is why we stopped buying secondhand vinyl. Some people just don't know how to care for it.
"That's when the attack comes, not from the front but from the side, from the other two cassette tapes you didn't even know were there."
That looks like it's going to skip.
That's it. So like, enjoy them or whatever. We'll hang on to these designs until our next Double-Take Derby or until Pitchfork wants to review them or something. Until then, check out the current Derby to see what all the mainstreamers are wearing and vote for some cool indie shirt no one will wear.