Hoo boy. Not everyone understood what we were looking for in our real-life-as-video-game-Derby, but there were enough people who understood it wasn't just about pixels. Our editors set aside some of their faves from the week's submissions, so here they are:
It just doesn't have the same sense of accomplishment as moving three feet in QWOP.
A breakfast without protein is the "wooden sword" of nutrition.
Whenever we try reading Faulkner the little hourglass just spins forever until we do a hard reset.
FINALLY, typing random commands pays off!
"Diabetes wins. Fatality."
Don't click the messenger, guys!
"You stop fighting back there or I'll pull over and bring back 200 pounds of meat to this car!"
This is why you need a +1 Water Spritzer.
You really need to reduce the number of electronic screens in your life, champ.
And that's all for this week! We'll set these in the entertainment center until it's time to blow on them and pop them in again for a Double-Take Derby. Until then, check out what's happening in our current Derby here.