Ever since we got one of those birthday cards that listed all the stuff that happened the year we were born, we've been obsessing over the past. We asked the Shirt.Woot artists to let us in on the most momentous events from the years THEY were born, and aside from making us feel super old it also gave us a plethora of cool designs, such as:
You could've claimed this was a "Burgertime" reference and shaved almost 20 years off your age.
...and instantly loathed us for our AOL-speak.
Oh, the heady days of decorative mouse pads to show your personality at work.
The future is on fire and plummeting from the sky!
There will never be another mustache like it.
What's next? Foxes wearing sockses?
A legend is born, and milked with minimal innovation for the next 35 years.
AND HUMAN HISTORY WAS FOREVER CHANGED!
That's all for this Derby! We'll keep 'em around until the next Double-Take, but until then check out the current Derby and vote for your faves!