We asked you guys to spring out your most springy designs in celebration of the Northern hemisphere sloughing off the frozen dandruff of winter and putting on its Sunday best for the upcoming burst of warmth, light, and life that is Spring. Here are the designs that didn't quite make the cut for voters, but which our Art Directors couldn't resist:
It becomes much more sinister when you realize his bike is made of bugs and this is pretty much slave labor.
Fun fact: the hummingbird has no sense of smell. Probably from sticking its nose in flowers all day and burning out its olfactory nerves.
You heard it from Radscoolian, kids. Go out and ignite all the trees near YOUR home today!
FALSE. Peep chicks are kept confined in tight cages and force fed marshmallow fluff through a tube extending directly into their stomachs.
Man, he just lands on your arm and rubs it in like that? Birds are a^%holes.
Sneaky? What do you mean sneaky? IT'S RIGHT THERE!
Yeah, it looks all creative until you realize it's the sheet music for kharmazero's mating call.
We're finding out every day that plants are more devious than we thought.
"I'll admit, it really didn't put up much of a fight."
I know it's supposed to be cute or whatever, but all I can picture is the incredibly intense stench of old urine.
That's all for this round, folks! Check back at our next Double-Take Derby for your chance to vote on these and more designs, but until then, scratch your voting itch by checking out our current Derby!