If you wanna move some serious product, you need a good mascot. Even breakfasts need good mascots, so we asked you guys to generate exciting new mascots for any and all breakfast foods you could think of! The winners were scarfed down like so much cereal on Saturday morning, but we still found some delicious blue milk worth slurping up afterwards. Jeez, that metaphor took a weird turn.
Part of this complete breakfast. Unless you ask Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
No, but for cryin' out loud put some clothes on!
We liked the season finale when it was revealed Detective Bacon was actually the Cholesterol Killer.
This...this is gross.
Jasneko, are you one of THOSE people who whines all day about "only eating a banana?"
I've established a shelter for eggs like yourself. It's compostable paper and it houses 12 at a time.
I'VE BEEN EATING CEREAL FOR SIX YEARS PLEASE SOMEBODY STOP ME!
Pancakes! For when you want to eat so much you immediately feel ill afterwards.
Coffee doesn't actually do any reanimating. It just blocks the hormones and stuff that make you tired from actually being received. SCIENCE.
Didn't this used to be a fuzzy pink rabbit? And didn't they sell it at Hot Topic?
Because it's dangerous to go without a breakfast!
Now we're getting a little meta.
Those are probably really crunchy.
That's why you should pack in at least 1400 calories!
That's all for breakfast! Be sure to look for these guys to get served for the next DoubleTake Derby, but until then check out and vote in our current Derby right here!