If you wanna move some serious product, you need a good mascot. Even breakfasts need good mascots, so we asked you guys to generate exciting new mascots for any and all breakfast foods you could think of! The winners were scarfed down like so much cereal on Saturday morning, but we still found some delicious blue milk worth slurping up afterwards. Jeez, that metaphor took a weird turn.
by midgerock
We liked the season finale when it was revealed Detective Bacon was actually the Cholesterol Killer.
by jasneko
Jasneko, are you one of THOSE people who whines all day about "only eating a banana?"
by BootsBoots
I've established a shelter for eggs like yourself. It's compostable paper and it houses 12 at a time.
by rogerrogerroger
Pancakes! For when you want to eat so much you immediately feel ill afterwards.
by fablefire
Coffee doesn't actually do any reanimating. It just blocks the hormones and stuff that make you tired from actually being received. SCIENCE.
by geekfactor12
Didn't this used to be a fuzzy pink rabbit? And didn't they sell it at Hot Topic?
That's all for breakfast! Be sure to look for these guys to get served for the next DoubleTake Derby, but until then check out and vote in our current Derby right here!