We can get all "literate" and junk, too, y'know. We even proved it with a sweet poetry-jam derby, and you guys came through in a big way. Not everyone gets printed, though, so here's a salute to those t-shirt poets toiling in obscurity for the love of their craft:
This would make a good Keanu Reeves band shirt.
This is just what it's like for us at Woot! Except it's less an ocean and more of a crappy door desk. And instead of a typewriter it's a MacBook. And- You know what? It's not much like our office at all, actually.
We would've also accepted, "100,000 Fireflies."
Maybe if you'd dry up a bit you'd meet some people.
Wait, isn't this the owl from Jason & The Argonauts?
"So it's a two-bedroom with an unfinished basement, new paint in the living room, horrific haunted pulsing emanating from the floor, shall we check out the bathrooms?"
The only correct option for rabbit is braised. Mmmm. Braised rabbit.
Looks more like cotton candy.
It looks romantic until you realize they're trying to strangle each other to death with their root systems.
See? If you just bury your worries and troubles deep inside, eventually good stuff springs out of them.
That's all for this sheaf of shirts. We'll keep them filed in our drafts until it's time for a Double-Take again, but until then go vote in our current Derby now!