We can get all "literate" and junk, too, y'know. We even proved it with a sweet poetry-jam derby, and you guys came through in a big way. Not everyone gets printed, though, so here's a salute to those t-shirt poets toiling in obscurity for the love of their craft:
by rasabi
This is just what it's like for us at Woot! Except it's less an ocean and more of a crappy door desk. And instead of a typewriter it's a MacBook. And- You know what? It's not much like our office at all, actually.
by patrickspens
"So it's a two-bedroom with an unfinished basement, new paint in the living room, horrific haunted pulsing emanating from the floor, shall we check out the bathrooms?"
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
by lucky1988
The only correct option for rabbit is braised. Mmmm. Braised rabbit.
by paxdomino
It looks romantic until you realize they're trying to strangle each other to death with their root systems.
That is not dead which can eternal lie...
by bairdmandust
See? If you just bury your worries and troubles deep inside, eventually good stuff springs out of them.
That's all for this sheaf of shirts. We'll keep them filed in our drafts until it's time for a Double-Take again, but until then go vote in our current Derby now!