We figured if anything could spice up boring ol' History, it would be cute fuzzy animals acting it out. And we were right! But history's written by the victors, which means even though our Art Directors loved these shirts, they're doomed to be footnotes:
"Now we just need some seal-seeking missiles!"
Psst. Napoleon wasn't actually short. Cartoons have failed you again, Radscoolian.
Wait. How is the kite flying if he's underwater? If he's not underwater, how is he levitating off the ground? And why's he doing this whole thing if he's an electric eel in the first place? SO MANY QUESTIONS.
For those keeping track, please mark "Shirt.Woot t-shirt making light of slave labor" on your "Decline of Western Civilization" scorecard.
I bet it smells terrible inside that thing.
Checking out that baby chicken, eh? Have a seat right over there.
And now almost 1% of us are related to him. THIS IS WHY YOU SPAY AND NEUTER, FOLKS.
Remember, remember, to secure your trash lids or else I'll come nosing around.
That's all the Honor we have to Mention this week! We'll dust off these historical tomes the next time there's a Double-Take Derby, but until then be sure to check out (and vote on) this week's Derby!