We sent out a plea calling all gamers to give us their best takes on living the lifestyle. These are our Art Directors' faves from those that never passed Go:
What was the point of this game? Why were children allowed in such an unsafe construction area?
"Dude stop. Stop. STOP! WILL YOU QUIT ATTACKING AND LET ME DO THE TYPHOON KICK?!"
Emergency? Pft. I'm takin' it now and I might never even need it.
"I like going out to dinner, 8-bit music, and 2D Side-Scrolling along the beach..."
Reeeeally takes the charm away from the first one.
You need a slice of exercise in there or it's going to be a perfectly brief life.
"Yes, dance for my amusement, you foolish Italian plumber!"
"NO ONE'S LEAVING THIS TABLE UNTIL WE HAVE FUN."
But can you do it blindfolded?
That's all for this week. Look for these entries and more in a Double-Take Derby coming to your town soon. Until then, vote for the current Derby entries to ensure your fave prints.