Derby #285 (Tour Shirts for Fictional Rock Bands): Honorable Mentions

by Randall Cleveland

ROCK. ON. We wanted your best take on concert tees for band names we may or may not be copyrighting as we speak. Not everyone gets a spot at the merch table, but here are the Editors' faves:

The Orbitants

The Orbitants

by Naolito

In a few million years they won't even come here to play any more.

 
Radioactive metal

Radioactive metal

by terceralegion

Your molecules are rocking whether you are or not.

 
Thee Hipsters

Thee Hipsters

by odysseyroc

Something something hipster ha ha ha.

 
Marching Band Rocks

Marching Band Rocks

by fishbiscuit5

You try moving around a football field while wielding a tuba.

 
Heisenberg's Ninja Chorale

Heisenberg's Ninja Chorale

by lyonscc

Uh, sure.

 
Gnomes can Rock!

Gnomes can Rock!

by cartoonron2007

Wasn't this actually a band?

 
2025...*or later

2025...*or later

by omarfeliciano

"Soon as we get a new van, man."

 
Prairie Tour 2013

Prairie Tour 2013

by amarillo

TOUR CANCELLED DUE TO EAGLE BEING SPOTTED.

 
Schrödinger and the Cat

Schrödinger and the Cat

by freshmutton

Schrödinger is the new "Star Wars." Find something else, guys.

 
Apocalypse Tour

Apocalypse Tour

by dijay

It's not cancelled. They just need a new calendar.