Round these parts, springtime brings with it the dance of fertility and reawakening we call the Spring Derby. Just as in past years, we mark this rite of spring by asking for your seasonal designs. Baby lambs, daffodils, rain, Lysol: whatever spring means to you, put it on a shirt and perhaps the Shirt.Woot satyrs will dance around it.

No pop-culture references.

No cranberry tees.