Remember how you learned in history class that Teddysaurus Rexavelt led the attack on San Juan hill and then brutally devoured the Rough Riders with his Volvo-sized mandibles? Us neither, but it sounds pretty fun!

This week we're asking you to re-interpret historical figures and events with an animalistic twist. Portraits are fun (Winston Churchill bulldog, anyone?), but so are entire historical tableaus (canine constitutional committee?). This is a weird one!

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