Hi. Welcome to Q4. It’s madness. It’s madness for you, it’s madness for us. But hey, here’s an incentive to start tackling that gift list now: If you order a shirt from our holiday gift guide between now and 11/15, you’ll receive a coupon for $5 off a future purchase on Shirt.Woot. Why...?

See, y’all keep our elves pretty busy down in Texas. They have to churn out a whoooole lotta shirts, especially when the holidays roll around. So this year we’re hoping to get ahead of the game. It’s a weird new idea we’re trying called “forethought.” It was introduced to us in a business meeting by a person born in like 1998. Anyway, take a little stroll through our Holiday Gift Guide and see if there’s anything for that special someone. Place your order and we’ll shoot an email at you on 11/16 with that coupon.

One more thing: Orders placed during the preorder period will ship by 11/30. That seems like a big gap, and we’re sorry about that. The elves have their work cut out for them. They’re gonna be drowning in ringspun cotton.

So there you have it: The holiday season has officially begun. Let’s breathe deep and practice our affirmations. We’re gonna get through this together.