The shirts have been purchased, the battles won and lost, and the statistics of those battles meticulously tallied over many a beer and nacho. Without further ado…
January has arrived, and with it comes the annual spree of advertising that encourages perfectly innocent people to "get active" and "lose weight" and "diet." ENOUGH OF THAT OBSCENITY, we say. We're taking a stand* against all that guilt-centric fitness marketing.
Whew, the holiday rush is over (for us anyway). Now let us return to more important things: FANTASY FOOTBALL!!! You remember that, right? All those awesome fantasy football tees? Well, the numbers have been crunched and it looks like it could be a close finish as the season draws to a close. Take a look:
Happy Cyber Monday! To mark this retailriffic holiday, we're launching a series of rapid-fire hourly Derbies. Here's how it's gonna work:
Happy Cyber Monday! To mark this retailriffic day, we're launching a series of rapid-fire hourly Derbies. Here's how it's gonna work:
Shirt of the Month Club is a monthly subscription service that delivers a top-selling design to your door every month at discounts so crazy they should see a doctor. If you’re a big buyer of popular Shirt.Woot designs, read on! If you’re not interested, maybe go look at Facebook or something!
’Tis the season for giving and receiving and occasionally regifting! That’s why starting 11/24 we’re including a Stocking Stinker in every Shirt.Woot order (while supplies last).
Derby #385 Pullover Hoodies
Are you looking for more Derby in your life? IT’S HAPPENING!
So a while back we noticed, and perhaps you have, too, that there's a lot DOWN TIME in the derby. It's a couple of days of rip-roaring fun and then everyone sitting around for four or five days wishing they had something else to do. What a waste, we thought! Not to mention we have some massively talented artists at our fingertips but no easy and fun way for them to help us design products like totes, aprons, journals, stickers, etc. Again, what a waste!
We took the problem to the Woot code-monkeys. "We're too busy!" they scoffed. So we purchased a dozen donuts and approached them again. This time they replied, "We can give you two derbies a week, no more." Good enough for us!
Starting this week we have the ability to do up to two derbies a week. Occasionally we might do only one, in which case the derby works like it always has. When we run with two, here’s how it’ll all work:
In October we launched the $25K Cup, our month-long money-chucking frenzy that gave derby and daily artists the chance to win big. Who won? Whose designs triumphed? Whose cuisine reigned sup-wait wrong thing.