Sunday, March 01

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes To Shirt.Woot Pricing In March

by Sam Kemmis
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Hey, we're going to test something this month and see how it goes. In March we're charging $5 standard shipping for everything on Shirt.Woot. Here’s you flipping a table in response: 

(°°)╯︵ 

BUT we will also be lowering the price of (almost) everything by $5. Here’s you politely righting that table: 

 -゜ノ)

If you shopped with us in February you know we were calling these “Bundle Sales” and they only applied to certain sales types. Basically, everything is a bundle sale in March. This may seem like underhanded hucksterism, but we’re actually pretty confident that it’s a good thing. Why? 

  • If you buy one of the daily shirts, the price is exactly the same ($7 + $5 = $12)
  • If you buy more than one shirt in an order you will save money (see table below)
  • If you add a shirt to your cart, you unlock “free” shipping on an item from another Woot site.
  • BUT The price of buying a single Woot Plus shirt goes up by $1 (as it did in February)

 

Here is an explanatory table we clearly screenshotted from Excel:


We’ve been in this “Internet” business long enough to know that some people will be upset with a change of this magnitude, so let us know in the comments exactly why you don’t like it (or why you do). Like we said, this is a test that we hope works out for everybody (especially you), but if it really sucks we'll go back to the old ways. 

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Thursday, February 26

Derby #419: Shipping Bags

by wootbot

Have you ever ordered a shirt from us? You know that neat bag that keeps it safe and sound from the filth of the delivery truck on its way to you? That thing didn't just materialize one day; it was designed. And we figure it's about time to update things, so we're issuing the challenge to YOU to update our shipping bags. Go nuts with your designs, but know this:

  • All submissions must use our bag template in AIEPS, or PSD format.
  • Designs can use only three ink colors: black, Shirt.Woot blue, and Shirt.Woot yellow.
  • The bag must be white.
  • Designs must incorporate our exclamation-point-in-a-circle mark, included in each template. This can be scaled but not stretched, skewed, or otherwise altered. The exclamation point must be white on a solid background of black, Shirt.Woot blue, or Shirt.Woot yellow.
  • No text, except for our exclamation-point-in-a-circle logo. Not even the words "Shirt.Woot."
  • 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place will receive a flat fee of $1000 and no commissions.
  • You'll be credited by name on the printed bags. Do not use the strip across the top of the template, which is set aside for this purpose.
  • We're not necessarily looking for Shirt.Woot-themed designs. As long as it follows the rules and includes our mark, it's eligible.
  • We reserve the right to reject anything that doesn't meet our standards or reflect on our company in ways we don't like, so don't get all butt-hurt about it.

Pay close attention to the Terms & Conditions when submitting: we will own your winning design forever. If you don't like that, don't submit.

Bonus Preview for Derby 420: Psychedelia. Go wild. No creme tees and no marijuana references allowed.

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Tuesday, February 24

 

Monday, February 23

Derby #417: Speed Derby - Shirt Mashups

by wootbot

SPEED DERBY! Mash up ANY two Shirt-Woot tees of your choice using ANY means necessary! Make us laugh, make us cry, just make it fast because this derby only lasts for TWO short hours!

The top three vote getters will each receive $100!

Due to slight adjustment in schedule, the Fake Rock Band tee will launch at 2PM Central. 

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Thursday, February 19