Re: Egg Baby Trauma
I remember in school, there was a project where we had to take care of an egg baby (you may have had sacks of sugar or flour). Well, remember that you aren't the biological parent...
Please forgive my poor diaper-drawing abilities.
eHalcyon wrote:I remember in school, there was a project where we had to take care of an egg baby (you may have had sacks of sugar or flour). Well, remember that you aren't the biological parent...
Please forgive my poor diaper-drawing abilities.
HAHAHAHAHAH
that is awesome =P
Graye wrote:HAHAHAHAHAH
that is awesome =P
I very much appreciate it. =)
Re: Egg Baby Trauma
Even though it's on yellow, I would wear this shirt. GMV
Re: Egg Baby Trauma
delightfully twisted. ;-)
I almost made a 'bambi' shirt this week.. *cough*
derekfilley wrote:delightfully twisted. ;-)
I almost made a 'bambi' shirt this week.. *cough*
Alien spawn and eggos. I think you should go for it. Submit as many as possible, where the actual subjects of the designs are as disparate as possible. Honestly - who would see the connection between breakfast, extraterrestrials and dead deer?
shadesofgrey2 wrote:Even though it's on yellow, I would wear this shirt. GMV
derekfilley wrote:delightfully twisted. ;-)
I almost made a 'bambi' shirt this week.. *cough*
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ROFLMAO!
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Awesome! +1
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toe2254 wrote:ROFLMAO!
omnipotent32 wrote:Awesome! +1
makselarts wrote:Love the expression on the egg...too funny!
eHalcyon wrote:I remember in school, there was a project where we had to take care of an egg baby (you may have had sacks of sugar or flour). Well, remember that you aren't the biological parent...
Please forgive my poor diaper-drawing abilities.
hey how do you not use gradients...or get rid of them if they exist. Im new and I dont even know what that is.
bobbymon wrote:hey how do you not use gradients...or get rid of them if they exist. Im new and I dont even know what that is.
Gradients are where one color slowly changes to another color... like a fade effect.
To have your shirt printed, all areas of color need to be a single solid color. They can't start out dark blue and gradually get lighter from left to right, for example.
daedalusknight wrote:Gradients are where one color slowly changes to another color... like a fade effect.
To have your shirt printed, all areas of color need to be a single solid color. They can't start out dark blue and gradually get lighter from left to right, for example.
alright i fixed up the shirts...now i think the only thing i dont understand is the last submission..."the hige file" can you explain that for me. How I do it or what it means. I really appreciate it.
bobbymon wrote:alright i fixed up the shirts...now i think the only thing i dont understand is the last submission..."the hige file" can you explain that for me. How I do it or what it means. I really appreciate it.
Your largest file will be the image that they use to print the shirt. It needs to have each color on a seperate layer and should be no larger than 16"x20" at 300 dots per inch.
daedalusknight wrote:Your largest file will be the image that they use to print the shirt. It needs to have each color on a seperate layer and should be no larger than 16"x20" at 300 dots per inch.
So if im using photshop...do i just make the background of each layer...the colors that are in the shirt design? Or do I need to actually enlarge the design? and also add additional layers?
bobbymon wrote:So if im using photshop...do i just make the background of each layer...the colors that are in the shirt design? Or do I need to actually enlarge the design? and also add additional layers?
Your photoshop file should be one single file that has one layer for each color of ink. For example, if you have black ink on your shirt then there should be a layer that has only the black parts of your design on it. The background layer should be your shirt color and have nothing else on that layer. The design should start out large enough to print when you draw it, otherwise it will look horrible if you scale it up (unless it's a vector design).
bobbymon wrote:hey how do you not use gradients...or get rid of them if they exist. Im new and I dont even know what that is.
hey cool! thanks so much for your help. im pretty sure i got it now. i appreciate it.
bobbymon wrote:hey cool! thanks so much for your help. im pretty sure i got it now. i appreciate it.
You're welcome.
bobbymon wrote:alright i fixed up the shirts...now i think the only thing i dont understand is the last submission..."the hige file" can you explain that for me. How I do it or what it means. I really appreciate it.
I'm betting Hige=huge
daedalusknight wrote:You're welcome.
Man, why do you have to be so polite? Can't people start arguing about something so I can get more votes? ;)
eHalcyon wrote:Man, why do you have to be so polite? Can't people start arguing about something so I can get more votes? ;)
Heeeheh.... uhm...Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries? :-)
Sorry, guess I'm not too good at being mean. Maybe someone will come along and start hating both our shirts so that we can both get more votes. :-)
daedalusknight wrote:Heeeheh.... uhm...Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries? :-)
Sorry, guess I'm not too good at being mean. Maybe someone will come along and start hating both our shirts so that we can both get more votes. :-)
Wait, you actually said "smelled of elderberries" ? Way to preempt the woot filters. You know, those filters are there FOR A REASON. Now you're just using the normally humourous replacement words as your own insults. This is how profanities become profanities! I'd say you have a dirty mouth, but you're typing. You have dirty hands. Your mother should wash your hands out with soap. Yeah, I said it. Want to make something of it?
eHalcyon wrote:Wait, you actually said "smelled of elderberries" ? Way to preempt the woot filters.
I was quoting Monty Python, actually. :-)
eHalcyon wrote: You know, those filters are there FOR A REASON. Now you're just using the normally humourous replacement words as your own insults. This is how profanities become profanities! I'd say you have a dirty mouth, but you're typing. You have dirty hands. Your mother should wash your hands out with soap. Yeah, I said it. Want to make something of it?
daedalusknight wrote:Heeeheh.... uhm...Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries? :-)
Sorry, guess I'm not too good at being mean. Maybe someone will come along and start hating both our shirts so that we can both get more votes. :-)
I'm still hoping for SuperGeek mom entries, but in the mean time I'll give you bonus points for the Monty Python quote. 
My grandmother would love your shirt, DK. She's one of 5 sisters that lived into their 80s +, and while none of them (knock on wood) has had breast cancer, my Nana is fighting 3 (unrelated) forms of cancer. Plus she collects anything with kitties.
As for raising votes with nastiness, I seem to only be able to muster nastiness when my kids are refusing to do chores. So, go load the dishwasher already, and put away the eggs!
mia3mom wrote:I'm still hoping for SuperGeek mom entries, but in the mean time I'll give you bonus points for the Monty Python quote.
My grandmother would love your shirt, DK. She's one of 5 sisters that lived into their 80s +, and while none of them (knock on wood) has had breast cancer, my Nana is fighting 3 (unrelated) forms of cancer. Plus she collects anything with kitties.
As for raising votes with nastiness, I seem to only be able to muster nastiness when my kids are refusing to do chores. So, go load the dishwasher already, and put away the eggs!
How dare you.
Also - I don't watch enough Monty Python. =\
mia3mom wrote:I'm still hoping for SuperGeek mom entries, but in the mean time I'll give you bonus points for the Monty Python quote.
Why thank you. :-)
mia3mom wrote:My grandmother would love your shirt, DK. She's one of 5 sisters that lived into their 80s +,
mia3mom wrote: and while none of them (knock on wood) has had breast cancer, my Nana is fighting 3 (unrelated) forms of cancer.
mia3mom wrote: Plus she collects anything with kitties.
mia3mom wrote:As for raising votes with nastiness, I seem to only be able to muster nastiness when my kids are refusing to do chores. So, go load the dishwasher already, and put away the eggs!
Re: Egg Baby Trauma
Typically an undesirable shirt color, but it all blends in delightfully and I would definitely purchase one of these. Good work!
StrayNostalgia wrote:Typically an undesirable shirt color, but it all blends in delightfully and I would definitely purchase one of these. Good work!
I'm glad you like it. I'm hoping the shirt colour isn't putting anyone off - I thought the warmth of it would work best with the egg and the chicken.
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I keep coming back to this shirt. At first it didn't capture my interest, but now you've gmv. it's definitely twisted enough for me. I've got an inner vegetarian that is squicked out, but my outer dark humor wants it badly.
And, *phew* the kid with the anaphylactic egg allergy has gone home. I was getting twitchy about eggs while he was here overnight! Our own allergies are enough for me to handle, thanks!
Re: Egg Baby Trauma
Love this shirt. That poor little egg. So shocked his eyes don't have pupils! :P Poor baby.
mia3mom wrote:I keep coming back to this shirt. At first it didn't capture my interest, but now you've gmv. it's definitely twisted enough for me. I've got an inner vegetarian that is squicked out, but my outer dark humor wants it badly.
And, *phew* the kid with the anaphylactic egg allergy has gone home. I was getting twitchy about eggs while he was here overnight! Our own allergies are enough for me to handle, thanks!
My parents tell me that I'm allergic to fava beans. So if you ever want to kill me...
Perhaps the roast chicken is actually made of tofu. Poor little egg just doesn't know it. Thanks for your vote!
janet13 wrote:Love this shirt. That poor little egg. So shocked his eyes don't have pupils! :P Poor baby.
Re: Egg Baby Trauma
Thanks for your comment!
You know, I was trying to figure out how I could use the "what came first, the chicken or the egg?" idea for this competition. I couldn't do it.
And yes, I did the baby egg thing in school. But I'm from the UK, so I don't know if it's standard US education. Should be.
Good luck.
oddego wrote:Thanks for your comment!
You know, I was trying to figure out how I could use the "what came first, the chicken or the egg?" idea for this competition. I couldn't do it.
And yes, I did the baby egg thing in school. But I'm from the UK, so I don't know if it's standard US education. Should be.
Good luck.
I saw a couple of those. One was quite nice. That wasn't really the idea behind mine - I just thought of egg babies - part of the Canadian curriculum I guess; I think it's common in the US as well, but with sacks of flour or sugar. Actually, I hear they now use special dolls that pee and cry...
Re: Egg Baby Trauma
awesomeee
rngo219 wrote:awesomeee
Thanks. =)
I just wanted to say that this shirt isn't as sad as you may believe. That isn't a roast chicken there. It's a tofu turkey (or a "tofurkey, if you will). The egg baby is just a bit confused.
eHalcyon wrote:Wait, you actually said "smelled of elderberries" ? Way to preempt the woot filters. You know, those filters are there FOR A REASON. Now you're just using the normally humourous replacement words as your own insults. This is how profanities become profanities! I'd say you have a dirty mouth, but you're typing. You have dirty hands. Your mother should wash your hands out with soap. Yeah, I said it. Want to make something of it?
