Derby #41: Alphabet

Readin' Pangrams

use each of the 26 letters exactly once. no more.

Rejected because: use each of the 26 letters exactly once. no more.

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Re: Readin' Pangrams

These are pangrams (sentences using every letter of the alphabet) upside down so you can read them!!

the text is altered to look like its been typed by an old inkey typewriter

it includes:

Forsaking monastic tradition, twelve jovial friars gave up their vocation for a questionable existence on the flying trapeze.
No kidding -- Lorenzo called off his trip to visit Mexico City just because they told him the conquistadores were extinct.
Jelly-like above the high wire, six quaking pachyderms kept the climax of the extravaganza in a dazzling state of flux.
Ebenezer unexpectedly bagged two tranquil aardvarks with his jiffy vacuum cleaner.
Six javelins thrown by the quick savages whizzed forty paces beyond the mark.
The explorer was frozen in his big kayak just after making queer discoveries.
The July sun caused a fragment of black pine wax to ooze on the velvet quilt.
The public was amazed to view the quickness and dexterity of the juggler.
While Suez sailors wax parquet decks, Afghan Jews vomit jauntily abaft.
We quickly seized the black axle and just saved it from going past him.
Six big juicy steaks sizzled in a pan as five workmen left the quarry.
While making deep excavations we found some quaint bronze jewelry.
Jaded zombies acted quaintly but kept driving their oxen forward.
A mad boxer shot a quick, gloved jab to the jaw of his dizzy opponent.
The job requires extra pluck and zeal from every young wage earner.
A quart jar of oil mixed with zinc oxide makes a very bright paint.
Whenever the black fox jumped the squirrel gazed suspiciously.
We promptly judged antique ivory buckles for the next prize.
How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
Sixty zippers were quickly picked from the woven jute bag.
Crazy Fredericka bought many very exquisite opal jewels.
Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes.
Heavy boxes perform quick waltzes and jigs.
Jinxed wizards pluck ivy from the big quilt.
The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
Big Fuji waves pitch enzymed kex liquor.
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.
The five boxing wizards jump quickly.
Waltz, nymph, for quick jigs vex Bud.
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.
Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.
Blowzy night-frumps vex'd Jack Q.
Glum Schwartzkopf vex'd by NJ IQ.


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[quote postid="2200109" user="ressaler"]These are pangrams (sentences using every letter of the alphabet) upside down so you can read them!!

It's gonna get eliminated though. You can only use one of each letter on the shirt. Pick your favorite!

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