Derby #59: At The Luau

Virgin Sacrifice

Virgin Sacrifice
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quality posts: 0 Private Messages Briany
Re: Virgin Sacrifice

Nothing ruins a good luau like an angry volcano god. Trust me, molten rock and dry, grass skirts definitely do not mix. But why sacrifice a beautiful maiden when that pimply math major from down the street will work just as well? Why should the stupid volcano get all the pretty girls?


quality posts: 1 Private Messages AnnaJo
Re: Virgin Sacrifice

*giggles*, love the take on this one, gmv


quality posts: 1 Private Messages blammoed
Re: Virgin Sacrifice

hilarious! *giggles*

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