Derby #171: Meat
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Crazy Al's Meat Emporium

Crazy Al's Meat Emporium
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midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock
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Crazy Al has meat for everyone and he is undercutting his competition! He will not be undersold! If you need meat Crazy Al is the man for you! His prices are insane! also kosher!

odysseyroc


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midgerock wrote:Crazy Al has meat for everyone and he is undercutting his competition! He will not be undersold! If you need meat Crazy Al is the man for you! His prices are insane! also kosher!


Great job Midge. I did a quick alternate layout that you might want to consider.





walmazan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages walmazan
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love it!!!!! +1

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock
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odysseyroc wrote:Great job Midge. I did a quick alternate layout that you might want to consider.


Thanks for the advice. I played with that same layout but it covered up the letters too much and then if moved up it felt detached.
But appreciate the feedback.

walmazan wrote:love it!!!!! +1

thank you walmazan!

tjost


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Does his brother run the Sofa King outlet in mid town?

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock
tjost wrote:Does his brother run the Sofa King outlet in mid town?


No, but his aunt owns a sports store called "I "heart" Balls". Any ball you want she's got them!

kevlar51


quality posts: 45 Private Messages kevlar51
midgerock wrote:No, but his aunt owns a sports store called "I "heart" Balls". Any ball you want she's got them!


You definitely got my vote, but don't be surprised when the rejectionator disapproves of the tagline.

Innuendo has not fared well this Derby.

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock
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kevlar51 wrote:You definitely got my vote, but don't be surprised when the rejectionator disapproves of the tagline.

Innuendo has not fared well this Derby.


Good sir, I don't know what you are implying!
Crazy Al's meat quality and prices surely can not be beaten by any other competitor! Please do not sulley Crazy Al's good name with common double entendres! ;)

mjc613


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This would do better at ShirtADay.com . And even they might ask you to remove the O-U symbol, since the people who assign that take it very seriously.

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock
mjc613 wrote:This would do better at ShirtADay.com . And even they might ask you to remove the O-U symbol, since the people who assign that take it very seriously.


thanks for the advice.
as to the O-U symbol... that's part of the double entendre as well... which most Jewish people would get and appreciate where the average shirt afficianado would not, i.e. gentiles.
I don't think I need to spell it out further...

mjc613


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midgerock wrote:thanks for the advice.
as to the O-U symbol... that's part of the double entendre as well... which most Jewish people would get and appreciate where the average shirt afficianado would not, i.e. gentiles.
I don't think I need to spell it out further...


Of course it's part of the joke. But just like woot could not print a shirt with the power symbol, this is property that can only be used with permission. And if you have an allusion to masturbation on your shirt, it is highly unlikely that you were granted this permission, since it would not be in line with the organization's image.

midgerock


quality posts: 6 Private Messages midgerock
mjc613 wrote:Of course it's part of the joke. But just like woot could not print a shirt with the power symbol, this is property that can only be used with permission. And if you have an allusion to masturbation on your shirt, it is highly unlikely that you were granted this permission, since it would not be in line with the organization's image.


I see your point as it being a trademark but woah there killer, when did we walk into a discussion about "willy wonkin'"?

paigeg


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midgerock wrote:I see your point as it being a trademark but woah there killer, when did we walk into a discussion about "willy wonkin'"?


Um - the euphemistic phrase, 'beating the meat' is the reference. You mean, you didn't intend the entendre? I'm actually disappointed!

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