Derby #193: Catchy Slogans for Everyday Products

Chipmunks- if you catch one, you can keep it

Not a common product

Rejected because: Not a common product

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kevlar51


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aliciabeck


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kevlar51 wrote:


Bwahahahahah!

geekfactor12


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Re: Chipmunks- if you catch one, you can keep it


I don't usually contest rejections, but really? I see chipmunks every day They're kind of a fact of life in the midwest.

If the rule is that it has to be a product people legitimately pay for on a regular basis, I'd think that the Wikipedia, bamboo, and dirt entries (among many others) woud also get cut.

Spiritgreen


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geekfactor12 wrote:I don't usually contest rejections, but really? I see chipmunks every day They're kind of a fact of life in the midwest.

If the rule is that it has to be a product people legitimately pay for on a regular basis, I'd think that the Wikipedia, bamboo, and dirt entries (among many others) woud also get cut.


I could drive just 5 minutes from my house and buy a chipmunk from the pet store. I won't because they're crazyass hyperactive little ****ers, but yeah. They are things you can buy.

ArtWorksMetal


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I caught 2 chipmunks in my life, indoors.

The first time with my finger. I almost had to kill it to get it to unsink it's teeth out of me.
The second time, I used a shop vac.

Asceticism is for those that can't afford Hedonism.

sTyLeS


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ArtWorksMetal wrote:I caught 2 chipmunks in my life, indoors.

The first time with my finger. I almost had to kill it to get it to unsink it's teeth out of me.
The second time, I used a shop vac.


Dude, you have a fish on your head. That's messed up.

bluejester


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sTyLeS wrote:Dude, you have a fish on your head. That's messed up.


?

sTyLeS


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bluejester wrote:?


The guy I was responding to (ArtWorksMetal), his avatar has a dead fish on its head.

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