-5 for zero knowledge of tabletop RPG games
-10 for having to do research
+10 for an episode of Big Bang Theory, to the rescue
+20 for hot fudge sundae

In an episode of Big Bang, Sheldon uses Dungeons and Dragons dice to resolve life's trivial decisions - applicable to this derby and everyday life.

I've keyed in on one segment of the 'The Wiggly Finger Catalyst' with him using the dice to decide what to eat.

....A side of corn succotash, a pitcher of margaritas, and...

"...C'mon, hot fudge sundae, c'mon hot fudge sundae... BAM! That's what I'm talking about!"

Sorry guys, as a non-tabletop gamer, it's all I've got, lol.