Derby #265: Imaginary Restaurants
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Pander Express

Pander Express
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j5


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Re: Pander Express

HA!!

move along

bounty42


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Re: Pander Express


This week give us your best ad or slogan for an imaginary restaurant of your very own creation



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GluonConcerto


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Re: Pander Express


Love the joke. The only thing missing is a Phoenix, or perhaps a turtle.

oakenspirit


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GluonConcerto wrote:Love the joke. The only thing missing is a Phoenix, or perhaps a turtle.


The Panda's overalls need a smiley face on em...


neuropsychosocial


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Re: Pander Express

This is fantastic, but there's a second layer to the joke: in non-rhotic accents that drop the "r" in the middle of words (like most Boston accents), it's common to add an "r" sound to the ends of words that terminate in a vowel (linking R). So "Pander Express" is exactly how my family would say "Panda Express."

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dawnao


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Re: Pander Express


sigh...

deborah11565


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neuropsychosocial wrote:This is fantastic, but there's a second layer to the joke: in non-rhotic accents that drop the "r" in the middle of words (like most Boston accents), it's common to add an "r" sound to the ends of words that terminate in a vowel (linking R). So "Pander Express" is exactly how my family would say "Panda Express."


Top cheese here !

jel2301


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GluonConcerto wrote:Love the joke. The only thing missing is a Phoenix, or perhaps a turtle.


I interpreted the pirate's "parrot" to be a phoenix. No?

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