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No! I’ve sat peacefully through plenty of these friggin’ awards dinners, but not this one, folks. Every year, we get together to honor the “best and brightest” in our field, and every year I watch that mustached moron walk away with the big prize! Well, I’m tired of it!
Doesn’t it bother anyone else that he doesn’t do any real plumbing? I mean, he doesn’t even own a plunger! What kind of plumber doesn’t have a plunger?! That’s crazy!
Oh, but I know: you’re all seduced by his fanciful tales of jumping down giant pipes and running away from ghosts and saving princesses and all that crap. But have you ever noticed how all those stories involve eating various unidentified wild mushrooms? Isn’t that a little weird to anyone else? C’mon!
So, that’s why I’m issuing a challenge. Yeah, I’m talking to you, Giuseppe or whatever your name is. If you think you earned that award, you’ll grab a wrench and meet me at in the men’s room. Third urinal from the door. And don’t send your big green dino-dog to do your dirty work this time, you hear me?
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This shirt tells the world: “I came, I plunged, I conquered.”
We call this color: Asphalt, enemy of Wasphalt.
Pantone Colors:
White - 1365C - Warm Red C - 7495C - 7496C - 5815C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
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