Back to Amazon.com

PRIME MEMBERS

Free Express shipping. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

  • Free Standard shipping on Woot! orders
  • Free Express shipping on Shirt.Woot orders

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

A Cereal Killer

by Jack Malster

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 7 - Nov 9
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 4 - Nov 6
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 12 - Nov 14
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Most Important Murder Of The Day

“What kind of Froot Loop gets his Kix by ending someone’s Life? It’s grrrrrrrrruesome.”

“Looks like our sicko struck again. That makes every morning this week. The papers are gonna eat this one up.”

“Forensics is running tests on the bootprints, sir, but yeah, it sure seems like the same guy.”

“I guess we have to let the Chocula kid go. But make sure he doesn’t leave town.”

“Just got word, Chief: they found the box. In a dumpster on the other side of the park. It was…”

“Yeah? What?”

“It was in- in- in pieces. Ex-excuse me, I- I need to – BLGGHHGLGLGL

“Let it out, son. It turns my stomach, too.”

“Actually, that’s not it, sir. It’s just that I had orange juice and milk with breakfast this morning.”

“Rookie mistake, kid.”

Wear this shirt: as a nutritious part of a complete balanced breakfast…OF DEATH.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re koo-koo for anything but Cocoa Puffs.

This shirt tells the world: “Dead men don’t stay crunchy in milk.”

We call this color: Frosted Mini-Baby Blue.

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Tank Tops

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Long Sleeves

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Pullover Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Crewneck Sweatshirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Zip Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Raglans

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

16%
3%
2%
1%
1%
2%
4%
7%
6%
7%
5%
5%
4%
4%
4%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
4%
3%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

94%
1%
1%
1%
1%
1%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Gamer Art Vintage
    $1300$2900
  2. Angry Racoon Reading
    $1300$2900
  3. Service Human Do Not Pet
    $1500
  4. Autumn Fox Symmetry
    $1500$3200
A Cereal Killer by Jack Malster
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.