“It’s my fault, Commissioner. I looked the other way. I figured, hey, it’s just a little harmless fun. Petty theft, vandalism, it was just little things. I told myself that dog would grow out of it. But I never expected this.”

“Put me on the case, Commissioner. Let me make things right. I know that dog better than anyone. I know how she thinks, who she knows, where she’ll go next. I figure that cat is covering for her, let me bring in the cat and let it chill in a cell for a few hours, we’ll get what we want. I shoulda done more, I know it, and now this mess is all my fault.”

“Let me take this one, Bob. By the book, I swear it. I just can’t let anyone else go like this. Not after what happened to The Tomorrow People. You won’t regret it, Commissioner. I swear I’ll make this right.”

Wear this shirt: if you’re the second Darrin.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you actually just killed a guy. It’s bold, but it’ll be a really embarrassing mug shot.

This shirt tells the world: “Weren’t you the guy in Dead Or Alive?”

We call this color: You Know, They Say Jack The Ripper Was A Royal