A Cold Sneeze

by Mo Moussa & Roni Lagin

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I Don’t Know If You Know This

But the scene depicted on this shirt can never actually happen.

Oh, but if it could! That would certainly be a nice little “frozen” treat, wouldn’t it? Joyful little ice cream cones sneezing their sprinkles from their delicious frosty heads and blessing each other in different languages. I get the giggles just thinking about it! Tee hee!

Sadly, however, this beautiful dream is not to be. But we can dream can’t we? We can close our eyes or, even better, purchase this whimsical shirt and fantasize about all the fun times we’re missing because soft serve cones can’t magically come to life. Isn’t imagination fun?

Funny little frozen wonders. Man, I can’t wait to lick and gnaw the life out of you.

Wear this shirt: if you’re the kind of person wants to point at their shirt and giggle when someone sneezes. There probably aren’t a lot of folks like you, but you’re all probably VERY passionate about what you’re into.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you prefer to use the Romanian version: Sănătate

This shirt tells the world: “I sneeze, you sneeze, we all sneeze for ice sneeze!”

We call this color: I’ve Got A Touch Of The Asphalt-itis

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 454C - Warm Gray 2C - 144C - 1385C - 299C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 50.000s
First Sucker:
jerrymurry
Last Wooter to Woot:
rmnoonan

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A Cold Sneeze by Mo Moussa & Roni Lagin
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