A Face Only A Mother Could Hug

by patrickspens

$11.00$14.00

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  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jul 05
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2nd place in Derby #603: Mother Lode

TOP ALIEN ICEBREAKERS OF 2017

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Features

Standard Brand:
  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
7m 38.221s
First Sucker:
yazdog8
Last Wooter to Woot:
catefreyer

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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A Face Only A Mother Could Hug by patrickspens
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.